arisumusic:

Q. (“Question”)

drivemytardis:

sternhagel:

littlestseahorse:

chorusofweepingangels:

stephenmerchantssideburns:

psychopathsgetbored:

marielikestodraw:

floobyisaderp:

Flooby - Hey There John Watson
Parody version of Hey There Delilah

Lyrics rewritten by GeoTheBio

Hey There John Watson,
What’s it like in my apartment,
I’ve deduced that you’ve been shot, son
And you’re looking pretty startled
Yes you do
My skull can shine as bright as you,
I swear it’s true

Hey There John Watson
Don’t you worry about the dead guy
I can clean it up when dinner comes,
It’s borrowed from the lab-
A jar of eyes
Look at this trench coat it’s my disguise
Hold that cab

Oh, It wasn’t suicide,
No, it wasn’t suicide,
Oh, it wasn’t suicide,
No, it wasn’t suicide,
Wasn’t suicide

Hey There John Watson,
I know that your income’s zilch,
But just believe me boy,
Someday I’ll pay the bills and buy you milk,
We’ll have it good,
We’ll have the life we knew we would,
My word is good

Hey There John Watson,
I’ve got so much left to say,
If every simple crime I took you to,
Would take your breath away,
Lets’ go there now,
Even more eyesex for you and me
at 221B

Oh, It wasn’t suicide,
No, It wasn’t suicide,
Oh, it wasn’t suicide,
No It wasn’t suicide…

That red dot on your chest is there,
I’ll jump all on you, mess up your hair,
Jump in the pool if I had no other way,
Your friends would all make fun of us,
And we’ll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this gay,
John Watson I can promise you,
That by the time we finally screw,
The world will never ever be the same,
And you’re to blame

Hey there John Watson,
You be good, don’t binge on jam,
One more year and you’ll be made of cats,
And I’ll deduce the misery, like I do,
You know it’s all because of you,
We can fuck wherever we want to,
Hey there John Watson, here’s the lube,
Come to my room,

Oh, I want your sodomy,
Oh, I want your sodomy,
Oh, I want your sodomy,
Oh, I want your sodomy,
Want your sodomy.

Holy mother of what the fuck batman in pyjamas, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS.

I just lol-ed for 5 min straight.

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED

oh, It wasn’t suicide
AS SOON AS I HEARD THAT CHORUS, I ERUPTED IN LAUGHTER 

SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.

THIS IS GLORIOUS

I can’t decide if I should laugh my ass off or squee the motherfucking shit out of the romantic lines

Someday I’ll pay the bills and buy you milk,
We’ll have it good,

All the awards

PERFECT. BRILLIANT. 

Keep lookin’ at my feet— My shoes, they Lanvin.

TaeNy - Lady marmalade studio version ›

darkknightjrk:

sexmusic:

back to black // amy winehouse

download: amazon mp3 | itunes

Amy Winehouse, 27, found dead at her London flat.

This the really sad thing about the whole thing—she actually was a pretty awesome bluesy singer when she was…well, mostly sober. :(

Honestly I just love her voice. She may have gotten herself into trouble along the way but that’s her personal life and I’m only concerned about what she put out to the public, which is her music, which is amazing. RIP Amy.

(via windatyourfeels)

Open your eyes
Wake up my dear young friend
And hate shall fade away

There on the battlefield he stands
There on the battlefield he’s lost
And on the battlefield it ends

War and anger shall reign
(The clash of iron can be heard)
By blindness you’re driven insane
(I’m lost in anguish and grief)
Sorrow won’t wane ‘til you die
(A shattered body deeply hurt)
And darkness will cover the light
(It’s gone forevermore)

Let’s pray that heaven’s on our side.
Through violence and horror shall honor arise!

Broken bodies lay on the ground
Bloodshed’s all over the place
The green will be stained forever
And hate reigns all over the field
They keep struggling on in anger

Fiercely intense, outrageous, too blind to see,
And in pain, they keep on singing,
“We claim the land for the highlord!
God bless the land and the highlord!” 

Blind Guardian - Battlefield

Why does this seem like it’s about X-Men: First Class to me…..?