#WHEN MARY’S IN THE CRIB, PA — DOFF IT LIKE IT’S HOT, DOFF IT LIKE IT’S HOT, DOFF IT LIKE IT’S HOT. #IF YOUR CHAIR STARTS TO GET AT YOU — PARK IT LIKE IT’S HOT, PARK IT LIKE IT’S HOT, PARK IT LIKE IT’S HOT. #AND IF YOUR COLLAR GET AN ATTITUDE — POP IT LIKE IT’S HOT, POP IT LIKE IT’S HOT, POP IT LIKE IT’S HOT. #I GOT THE ROLLY ON MY CHAIN AND MY BLAZER FULL ON, AND I RIDE THE BEST BIKE CAUSE I GOT IT GOIN’ ON. #I’M A NICE DUDE. WITH SOME NICE DREAMS. SEE THESE ICE BLUES. SEE THESE SWEET SEAMS? #ELIGIBLE BACHELOR. MILLION DOLLAR HOME. WHAT’S FLY-ER THAN WHAT CRAWLEY’S GONNA OWN?
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